Oh for crying out loud--no I am not left over from the Disneyworld Wilderness, would you stop asking me?? It's me, I'm just three feet tall and sound like I sucked helium. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to crawl under a rock until this goes away.

[M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! Anybody wanna have their childhood destroyed by running into a really ( Read more... )

Uhm... anybody wanna tell me why I woke up dressed all in black with my hair in a ponytail and Kiba's tattoos sharpied all over my face? (Nova, did you do that?) I mean, I know I said we looked like we could play each other's stunt doubles, but I wasn't expecting to be cast in the role overnight. These sandals are pretty comfy, at least, though ( Read more... )

Who short-sheeted my bed? Seriously? Come on, what are we, back in junior high?

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